1. INFINITE JEST

  2. Sounds like somebody’s got a case of the Moo-days!

  3. @ssoper the subtext seemed obvious to me too.

  4. "If he had an A+ certificate or something similar, it would be a different story.” http://goo.gl/egR3

  5. Brewing a porter to have when Ben Miller, Christine Hufnagl-Miller, Ken Bubien, and Erica Sayler Bubien come to visit.

  6. If asked to assemble an elite team of specialists for a heist, definitely give mayonnaise a call. It can sneak into anything. #gross #yuck

  7. Holden: The cow stands in its virtual pasture, its udders baking in the hot sun, chewing its cud, trying to turn a neater color. It can’t, not without your click. But you’re not clicking.
    Leon: What do you mean I’m not clicking?

  8. Cartesian speculation, in which one attempts to find simulated truths in emotion is called punditry, and is learnt only by practice.

  9. Z-Click!

  10. @electricfork well as in Prime Rib au jus, saffron risotto, haricot verts, 2005 Cabernet Sauvignon in; garbage out.

    Shit, now I’m hungry.

Pizza Slow (high quality)

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