1. Clever Porta-John owner: This time, I’ll drop it off door-down so’s nobody breaks in and pees in it!

    Clever crack-head: I can pee on this!

  2. “Sometimes you get so lonely—‘wank-wank’ guitar solo”

    — @vurtyou, singing along with Bowie

    “What? That’s what his songs are!”

    — @vurtyou

  3. Clever Porta-John owner: This time, I’ll drop it off door-down so’s nobody breaks in and pees in it!

    Clever crack-head: I can pee on this!

  4. Tickets to the Medeski Martin & Wood show in March at the Independent are only $30, I’m dragging Amanda Walker Stavely

  5. Shmoo’s CON-FLU (OK, it’s probably just a cold) is so strong I already have it.

  6. Shmoo’s CON-FLU (OK, it’s probably just a cold) is so strong I already have it.

  7. On the verge of boiling over…

  8. Making a small 1800 mL yeast starter for tomorrow’s IPA. How’dya like my Erlenmeyer?

  9. @oneeyedcarmen @quadling I’m barcoded already. Thanks!

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