1. Ha! Caused by or from me?

    @jjthomas: @grantstavely While I have no voodoo doll, perhaps it is karmic retribution for the IMs I used to get.

  2. Alright, who’s got the @grantstavely voodoo doll? I haven’t had a sore throat like this in fifteen years.

  3. RT @wardspan: Zynga is looking for: Security Operations Engineer
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  4. RT @wardspan: Zynga is looking for: Security Incident Response Engineer
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  5. BREAKING, 2023: WORLD’S SMALLEST VIOLIN REVEALED TO BE IN THE PRIVATE COLLECTION OF BAY AREA TECHNOLOGIST AND EX-CAT OWNER

  6. Hed: HOUSE FAILS TO PASS EXTENSION OF PATRIOT ACT
    Dek: Tea Party and Democrats defeat GOP
    Lede: In a stunning tur…
    Nut Graf: Just kidding.

  7. @censey Holy Jeeze! What is that thing? Does it really grind every pot’s beans before brewing?

  8. @grahamvsworld sounds like you need Scream Like A Man: http://grantstavely.com/scream-like-a-man

    A bypass for the SEO’d content-free web.

  9. OH MAMMA.

    (Nothing funny here, I just really dig this tune and the illustration only makes it better. NB: Not quite true to the greek.)

  10. Nice chiasmus in the last sentence of Anon’s HBGary release.

    As for the rest of it, “respectfully”, the mixed-metaphors were distracting.

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