1. @ssoper I’ve never heard of one. What the heck are you doing that would make that handy?

  2. I don’t know if you’ve been paying attention. If you’ve been doing your own homework. But maybe, well, it seems to me at least, that Glenn Beck clicked a cow and made it moo in 1990.

    I mean, this is horrible to say, but who is this guy and who else clicks cows like that? I worry about my country. Oh I know who. Hitler clicked cows. I’m not drawing any conclusions there, but Glenn Beck clicked cows, and Hitler clicked cows. What could this mean?

  3. I love the “stay tuned” web-trope. A plea for readership, hilariously anachronistic, self-aware of the volume of ‘other’.

    Stay tuned.

  4. Excel Line Plotting 101

    • Unbold all text
    • Set all fonts to 12pt
    • Delete gridlines, ticks
    • Set all lines to 1/4pt
    • Curse
    • Shake fist

  5. @MikD I’ll concede poor adoption/execution. Decimal time maybe. Mostly, I’m nostalgic: In the 1990s The Internet was gonna revolutionize *.

  6. In swatch™ “Internet Time”, at the tone, the time will be “completely irrelevant.”

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    BEEP!

  7. Employees must wash their hands before returning from clicking.

  8. So we’re debating the merits of the various Star Trek series and intra-series episodic styles/classifications. Did I mention we’re hiring!?!?

  9. Very rapidly indeed.

  10. Something for your back pocket: In a footnote in Burton’s Arabian Nights (in the second eunuch’s tale), he coins the portmanteau ‘drinkitite’, as in “Gosh, I sure have built up one heck of a drinkitite.”

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