@ssoper I’ve never heard of one. What the heck are you doing that would make that handy?
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Posted on Twitter over 15 years agoon February 24, 2011 - 3:38 AM and archived here at /twitter/2011/02/23/tweet-40616498544250880/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2011/02/23/tweet-40616498544250880/ in the Twitter collection in both HTML and markdown.
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I don’t know if you’ve been paying attention. If you’ve been doing your own homework. But maybe, well, it seems to me at least, that Glenn Beck clicked a cow and made it moo in 1990.
I mean, this is horrible to say, but who is this guy and who else clicks cows like that? I worry about my country. Oh I know who. Hitler clicked cows. I’m not drawing any conclusions there, but Glenn Beck clicked cows, and Hitler clicked cows. What could this mean?
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I love the “stay tuned” web-trope. A plea for readership, hilariously anachronistic, self-aware of the volume of ‘other’.
Stay tuned.
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Excel Line Plotting 101
• Unbold all text
• Set all fonts to 12pt
• Delete gridlines, ticks
• Set all lines to 1/4pt
• Curse
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@MikD I’ll concede poor adoption/execution. Decimal time maybe. Mostly, I’m nostalgic: In the 1990s The Internet was gonna revolutionize *.
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In swatch™ “Internet Time”, at the tone, the time will be “completely irrelevant.”
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BEEP!
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Employees must wash their hands before returning from clicking.
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So we’re debating the merits of the various Star Trek series and intra-series episodic styles/classifications. Did I mention we’re hiring!?!?
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Very rapidly indeed.
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Something for your back pocket: In a footnote in Burton’s Arabian Nights (in the second eunuch’s tale), he coins the portmanteau ‘drinkitite’, as in “Gosh, I sure have built up one heck of a drinkitite.”
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