1. I like to chew candy corn with the few all original, non-filled, non-crowned teeth I have left so’s to keep 'em in line.

  2. A Night In Clickisia

  3. Two officers on foot are walking Dolores Park reminding folks that there is supposed to be no alcohol in the park: strangest thing I’ve seen all day.

  4. An imaginary mix

    Sometimes you hear something like a beat or a riff or whatever and think, well that’s nice.

    • Wayne’s World - Garth ‘I like to play the drums’
    • Steve Gadd - Playing in the pocket sample, youtube
    • Harry ‘Haywire’ McClintock - The Big Rock Candy Mountain
    • Jimmy Hendrix - And The Gods Made Love / Have You Ever Been (To Electric Ladyland)
    • Thin Lizzy - Return of the Farmer’s Son (drum and guitar intro)
    • John R. Searle - Philosophy 132, lecture 7 2010 - comments on heavy metal
    • The Beatles - Magical Mystery Tour (film) “If you look to your left, you’ll see nothing interesting. On your right thought…”
    • David Bowie - Station to Station (use the intro, samples and intro name drop / cuts over it)
    • Isaac Asimov - Interview with Bill Moyer - sample Asimov on scale
    • T Rex - Ripoff
    • Style Wars (1983) 45 minutes in, sample dialog re: “It’s all big steel”
    • Buzzcocks - Why Can’t I Touch It (obvious cut opportunity: Why Can’t I _____ It)
    • Harry Nilsson - Rainmaker - drum intro
    • Elvis Costello - Radio Radio (live, from “Get Emotional”, intro “Does anybody listen to the radio? Does anybody like the radio?”)
    • Queen - Dragon Attack (loop beat, mash with current popular MC)
    • David Bowie - Sound and Vision
    • The Cure - 10:15 Saturday Night
    • Donald Duck in Math Land - sample!
    • XTC - Making Plans for Nigel - just smidgens of “EOooohh!”
    • Randy Newman - Short People
    • Muddy Waters - Electric Mud - I Just Want To Make Love To You (drum intro)
    • They Might Be Giants - Ana Ng - intro guitar, no singing
    • Bubble Puppy - Hot Smoke And Sassafrass
    • Harry Nilsson - Jump Into the Fire - middle drum solo
    • Fugazi - Casavettes (intro) #damnit megatrip for already using this
    • Tracks from the Big Lebowski Soundtrack
    • Stranglers - Nice and SLeazy (break / noise)
    • Donovan - Barabajagal (first 45 seconds or so into the hook)
    • Harry Nilsson - Nilsson Schmilsson - Gotta Get Up (lots of parts, add backbeat, let it play)
    • Talking Heads - Born Under Punches (entire solo, into the chorus “goes on, and the beat goes on!”)
    • DJ Food - More Volts: The Funky Eno
    • The Who - Eminence Front
    • Tubeway Army - Steel and You (bridge through outtro)
    • Harry Nilsson - Ten Little Indians - entire track, break it up, lock the outtro
    • The Ghost of a Saber Toot Tiger (Sean Lennon) - Jardin du Luxembourg
    • Brian Eno - In Dark Trees
    • Brian Eno - Dead Finks Don’t Talk - intro beat, maybe weird “Oh Lord” chorus, and outro madness
    • The Abyssinians - Y Mas Gan - Horns!
  5. I upgraded to a Pro™ account and am strolling through an infinite VRML strip mall of your postings, in a gel-submerged aerotrim and goggles.

  6. Centennial Hop cone buds, five feet up the vine.

  7. The right production, drum beat, fuzz solo, piano break, amazing tune in general, and variety of silly vocals are enough to completely make an otherwise insane “(oh no)” totally OK.

  8. Free your mind and yo ass will follow.

  9. I want some of this guy’s work.

  10. Gonna write a postmodernist essay about how the skinner box evolved to “click here” links on the web, and then to “click this cow for now reason”, and then to “click here for no reason”.

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