1. In Area 51, the United States government has alien muffler technology that works on even the most primitive human motorcycles.

  2. The most un-thing possible is to keep bringing up thing. Only Smurfs do that.

  3. I found a station somewhere in my Sonos called Chill. It plays chill music. Every few tunes, a bumper whispers “IT’S TIME TO CHILL.”

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    August 26th, 2014 6:28pm

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    August 26th, 2014 6:24pm

  6. So that is why our security product that records everything everyone does doesn’t record what the analysts do with the product. Make sense?

  7. You see, if The Great Scribe had to write down that he was writing down everything that happened, we’d have a recursion problem.

  8. RT @Pinboard: This is basically how I feel speaking at tech conferences. Except, 1000 times less funky: http://t.co/L6n3ITJ52v

  9. A thing I keep noticing is lamentations about how people specialize in ways that are consistent but not convenient to capital.

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  10. “Racked” the smoked porter to a keg tonight. In hindsight, “Two extra pounds of 2-row? Put it on the pizza!” was really dumb. It’s too pale.

Pizza Slow (high quality)

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