In Area 51, the United States government has alien muffler technology that works on even the most primitive human motorcycles.
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The most un-thing possible is to keep bringing up thing. Only Smurfs do that.
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I found a station somewhere in my Sonos called Chill. It plays chill music. Every few tunes, a bumper whispers “IT’S TIME TO CHILL.”
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So that is why our security product that records everything everyone does doesn’t record what the analysts do with the product. Make sense?
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You see, if The Great Scribe had to write down that he was writing down everything that happened, we’d have a recursion problem.
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RT @Pinboard: This is basically how I feel speaking at tech conferences. Except, 1000 times less funky: http://t.co/L6n3ITJ52v
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A thing I keep noticing is lamentations about how people specialize in ways that are consistent but not convenient to capital.
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“Racked” the smoked porter to a keg tonight. In hindsight, “Two extra pounds of 2-row? Put it on the pizza!” was really dumb. It’s too pale.
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