
me as a dog
I. Cannot. Stop. Laughing.
May 8th, 2015 6:04pm

me as a dog
I. Cannot. Stop. Laughing.
May 8th, 2015 6:04pm

May 8th, 2015 6:00pm
RT @ryanhuber: I’d like to thank @fart for his work in uncovering a serious issue with @SlackHQ. http://t.co/YeJ9vKbyP8
To paraphrase the great Shaggy 2 Dope:
Fucking recruiters, how do they work?
Hey are you interested a hot single I know in Redwood City? If you two date, you’ll be:
DOING THE DISHES
VACUUMING
SEXY TIMES
WATCHING TV
Aww, it’s so cute when a someone is so shy that they have friends try to pick people up for them purely based on where they sleep at night.

May 6th, 2015 6:08pm
DrFaustusAU Seussed up Nick Cave’s “Red Right Hand”.
Yowza. http://t.co/DuUssL1j0v
Red Right Hand by DrFaustusAU on DeviantArt
May 6th, 2015 5:57pm
RT @brendlewhat: say what you will about albert einstein, but the guy made the time run on trains