getting the toddler blazed this weekend, hell yeah 🤙

electeds have to cast the word “folks” repeatedly every day to charge their mana

when it comes to petition signing, real heads know

leading the charge by criticizing

sneaking into the comic book movie discourse tent and recording myself looking at a score board “They Stink!”, “Some are OK I guess!”, “Let People Enjoy Things”, and “They Rule!” and then erasing all the chalk tally marks under all of them so that everyone has to start over again