1. National Lawn Dart Association

  2. Threat modeling is the practice of estimating what you do and don’t intend to attempt to control for, given specific ever-occurring priors.

    expertise is when you skimp and use someone else’s similar threat model.

    opsec is when you go wild and use everyone else’s theat models.

  3. When you let it stand, that’s obelism.

  4. Content warning: birdsite

    I’ve bound Tweetbot’s Reply keyboard shortcut, ⌘-r, to User -> Mute -> Forever so that I can safely interact with random boomers and yimbys in my ‘dsa sf’ saved search column.

  5. Union beer time!

    a pint and a half bottle of anchor steam beer
    Figure 1. a pint and a half bottle of anchor steam beer.
  6. My hyacinth and jade are both flowering!

    Cut and uncut hyacinth with dark purple flowers.
    Figure 1. Cut and uncut hyacinth with dark purple flowers.
    Jade flowers
    Figure 2. Jade flowers.
    Cut hyacinth in a vase on the bookshelf
    Figure 3. Cut hyacinth in a vase on the bookshelf.
  7. Crossing over my two favorite toxic discourses by reply-guying bouncing-ball videos of me highlighting words in a tweet and then writing “see?” in notepad in order to disclose to posters how bad their posts are in exchange for a slot in their hall of fame (block list).

  8. “cat peed on the bed” difficulty level: discover pee by getting into bed to go to sleep

    difficulty multiplier: baby already sleeping right next to the bed

  9. “The Emporer’s New Boots.”

  10. People who reason about things using quadrant charts

    x-axis: insightful / not insightful

    y-axis: selling you something / doing a meme

    z-axis: whoa there’s a z-axis on this one i am so confused / if doing a matrix chart is good, more permutations is gooder, lets get a w-axis

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