1. growing my hair back out from a DIY #2 taper because I switched from gamer headphones to speakers and a mic don’t have headphone-ring anymore.

    I have no idea how to do anything that isn’t a #2 taper, but I also don’t care how it looks so I think if I just start at my neck / ears instead of my part, it’ll work the same

  2. imagine reading SIASL ITYOOL-two-thousand-whatever and then complying with adding “grok” to your vocabulary like the nerds before you

    weird as hell, right? I thought we weren’t doing that anymore

  3. i know it’s just plutocracy by another name but if you can believe it, we can invent a society run by clowns, which I suppose would be called a “coulrotocracy”

    aside: “Unlike most political systems, plutocracy is not rooted in any established political philosophy.” lmbo

  4. My sources say that trunk-or-treat, for kids, being considered for Americans. I am insufferable and take no pleasure in reporting this.

  5. the most beautiful word in the american language is the word COMPACT spray painted on the concrete between the spaces in a parking garage

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