Whenever anyone resigns a thing, the appropriate response is, without exception, “Congratulations!”

When you see someone using /usr/local/bin/fish in the original green “P1” phosphor on black https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6vrU0CnSNaY&feature=youtu.be&t=120

The sweater tied over the shoulders thing has been coded bourgie for the entire forty years i’ve been on this planet and people still do it idgi

Last night i peeled, smashed, minced, and smashed again a largish clove of garlic and spread all of it, with a half tablespoon of salted butter, on a single slice of toasted white bread 👅

I am not endorsing @JoeBiden@twitter.com.

Baltimore, not sf, but my favorite reply at a party was at my house, with friends and neighbors, and the new guy that lived across the alley and over from us asked a friend of mine what he “did.”

“man, it is friday night, nobody wants to talk about that shit.”

Alexa vote conservative

I’m hiring https://boards.greenhouse.io/twitch/jobs/4699755002

Stop putting the bad matty in my fucking light cone

Fuck, my handwriting is atrocious i’m gonna have to practice writing out’ Bernie Sanders” in clumsy block letters over and over for the rest of the year so that come november, the poll workers can read what I write