1. Across the street from the Potrero UPS depot. the cool, hip, far out, πŸ˜ƒ ups apparently? probably old idk not on my usual routes any more

    UPS

    PLAYS STEREO

    SMOKES GRASS

    ALL NIGHT LONG

    BELOW OUR WINDOW

  2. When you try to drown your problems in a paper bag and then carry the burden of them around thinking nobody can tell

  3. This is from january but I don’t remember if I posted it and someone dunking on airbnb in these trying times just reminded me of it

    this kinda shit is why I maintain a linkedin account, even though i have no idea if it accomplishes anything! v0v

  4. Welp, time to ride β€œto work”

  5. I hate working from home

  6. I miss being able to do that thing at italian restaurants at the end of a meal when you skip the dessert menu and you ask your server, β€œI was wondering if, you know, if you had any grappa in the back?” and your server thinks about it for a sec and then says β€œfor you? no.”

  7. Tit: neighbors weeded the back yard and planted flowers where our kid plays

    Tat: we bought them a fence to protect their flowers

    Tit: they put more plants outside the fence in pots

    Tat: my kid fucks with their plants

    Tit: they ask us to keep our kid off the flowers

    Tat: No?

    I refuse to feel bad about this.

  8. Oh you use notifications? lol for the entire ten minutes preceding anything on my calendar i have to blast a pink stay-on-top banner across the center of my screen to get my attention

    people asking how, mac only, sorry:

    set this thing up https://github.com/insanum/gcalcli (hassle) and get it to print out your reminder with β€˜β€œgcalcli --calendar whatever-your-calendar-is-called remind 5 "echo %s”’

    blast it with https://www.tynsoe.org/v2/geektool/ (weird as heck) every 30 seconds

  9. Oh you use notifications? lol for the entire ten minutes preceding anything on my calendar i have to blast a pink stay-on-top banner across the center of my screen to get my attention

  10. Work calendar event: β€˜Bring Your Kid to β€œWork” Day’

    has me wondering about moving those β€œβ€ around

    β€˜Bring your β€œKid” to Work Day’

    β€˜Bring β€œyour” Kid to Work Day’

    β€˜Bring your Kid to Work β€œDay”’

Pizza Slow (high quality)

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