[after winning the lottery] the lottery is the greatest game in the world and 17th-century-fancy-word-that-just-means-RNGs are the best way to game!

everyone should just win the lottery!

look at all other people who simply won the lottery! I don’t know what a denominator is!

Https://www.modernwiki.app neato, I has something similar but much, much dumber up on http://userscripts.org in 2010. nice to see that war never changes.

Time goes a lot slower at the playground because all of the sand is pretty much all already at the bottom of the hourglass. it only progresses at all on account of the little kids who carry some back up the slides

Another goat

Neat, mac os monterey (12) bound the emoji keyboard to fn-e instead of whatever nasty shift option command spacebar mangler it used to eventually respond to

Got boosted at a place that took drop-ins ( https://sf.gov/vaccine-sites search for ‘drop’) in the Mission around 2pm Monday, dosed acetaminophen once last night, fine today 🤗

drop-ins there consisted of making a first-available appointment while in line (for something like the 13th of december?) the normal way and then being seen immediately anyway

unfortunate process, probably causes people to wait for appointments needlessly

Just learned that imessage chat names are effective for everyone in the chat, a year after /topic’ing the chat with the everloving wife and our landlord “Chat with Sysop” lmao, no other takes stepped on, 😅

Every two panel bit simultaneously like the wall of tvs behind the architect while he blah blah blahs about the terrible simulation we thrive in, and each one’s got these two knuckleheads on it

the entire try life school thing is pretty depressing tbh.

learned-helplessness with lean-in and a cashmere sweater tied over the shoulders. a sinecure with a mission, vision, and strategy. a lemonade stand in a gated neighborhood with a substack.

spit-on-the-ground worthy

The tree at city hall this year 😍🎄