pizza slow (high quality)
  1. chef’s travel tip: many folks out there in the wide wide western world consider little black dots on their food to be a delicacy

    to achieve this effect, find the little shaker container labeled “P” (why P? no one knows), tip it over, and shake vigorously over food to sight

  2. hot a f, still not gonna jump in the harbor

    A four and a quarter mile (seven kilometer), 128 foot (39 meter) elevation walk over one and a quarter hours in Baltimore, Maryland. About 8600 steps.

  3. Lunch Walk

    A two and a quarter mile (three and a half kilometer) walk over one hour, (three quarters of an hour moving) in Maryland. About 4300 steps.

  4. Morning Walk

    A two and three quarters mile (four and a quarter kilometer), 26 foot (eight meter) elevation walk over one and a half hours, (three quarters of an hour moving) in Frederick, Maryland. About 5400 steps.

  5. Back east visiting. Took a walk and passed a bar that used to have live music where a band that was ok with young people sitting in had a weekly — a thing I tried exactly once. I sucked. The bar has been renamed and the bandstand is gone.

    I win.