tonight’s pizza*: tomato sauce, pecorino romano, capers, black olives, anchovies, pepperoni, chili crisp, olive oil

• kenji’s neapolitan w/ bob’s red mill 00 (which is very good imo) and SAF instant

[flicks the light on] whoa! look at all these cockroaches in here! holy shit this is now how we behave! do better!

[my friends and I scurrying away, unkillable, but diving for cover anyway] “shut up! shut up! get out! get out! turn the lights back off!”

dudesl love to not post for weeks at a time and then right as the eye doctor’s dialation drops kick in, get brain foam they have a scrape away immediately while squinting and blinking at their dumb phone in a dark room

pedantly explaining to the fourth wall that i can get away with it because i’m in the third panel, after the person in the second panel pedantly explaining to the fourth wall why people who say what I said can’t get away with what Zi am getting away with because they are in the only other panel than theirs, the second panel of two