Firing a starter gun into the air, unchecking the “Protect your Tweets” checkbox, and triggering a stopwatch to remind myself what patient noncompliance does to a mf

Neighbor’s dog barks all day long and I like to have my windows open, and it’s just not my problem, simple as

Have been shredding smoked mozz into my red wine vinaigrette salads lately and it is not subtle at all, but i love it

All the lame union busting talking points about a third party between you and the ruling class that doesn’t fight for you etc etc apply 100% factually about the democratic party in the US, nationally and locally 🙃

Buildings are not equipped to care about people yelling at them

𝑰𝒎𝒎𝒆𝒏𝒂𝒕𝒊𝒛𝒆 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝑻𝒐𝒚𝒐𝒕𝒂𝒕𝒉𝒐𝒏!

You are not entitled to know anyone’s name, what a bozo idea

The SF Standard Democratic Club [disclosure: zalgo text]

A cursed update of Herman Melville’s The Confidence-Man set in a club in Miami over the course of bottle service in which we learn about Cuba, Web3, cryptocurrency (from a few angles), the climate crisis, progressivism, evangelical christianity, and the prosperity gospel

B o m b s (back on my bull shit)