Pomeroy pumpkin patch has rose emoji

also spoopy ones

Tomatoes and strawberries coming in ☺️

KRS Attenborough: “Woop-woop! That’s the sound of the sharp-tailed grouse.”

Threads.

Threads.

Have you ever been in an institution? Threads.

Threads.

When you’re not performing your duties, do they keep you in a little box? Threads.

Threads.

Hopping on the alvvays bandwaggon on the ground floor (for my age) with their third record https://alvvays.bandcamp.com/album/blue-rev

Gm, gm

the first thing I thought of when I saw the aoc pell loan + parent PLUS loan multiplier was slurp juice.

no comment on the whole pants situation, jesus christ

“Now is not the time to raises our costs.”

Sincerely, respectfully, and with only the best of regards for you personally,

(🖕🏼) 𝓗𝓸𝓾𝓼𝓲𝓷𝓰 (🖕🏼) 𝓟𝓻𝓸𝓿𝓲𝓭𝓮𝓻𝓼 (🖕🏼)

PS Stop fucking calling us “landlords” or we’ll raise your rent again.

I would like to call special attention to the background color used by the sf landlord political action committee’s on their own website. They can’t help themselves! It’s a sickness!

24 hour laters, simply ridiculous, to me, still

My infinite ponzi scheme illustration has lots of people asking about my infinite ponzi scheme

Look, if this worked, it would deserve a Nobel Prize, 𝘦𝘳𝘨𝘰.

Poster’s code, if you use other people’s advice to double down on a decision, you’d better apologize

Wired: getting on the “S” bus and witnessing an altercation between a man with a long neck and funny hat and another passenger

tired: seeing the same person two hours later at the Gare St-Lazare and getting advice on adding a button to your overcoat.

oh, a few of Barbara Wright’s english version of these are on google books, of course, nice.

https://books.google.com/books?id=3aPbGd3hkBAC&printsec=frontcover&source=gbs_ge_summary_r&cad=0#v=onepage&q&f=false

pro read, I think about it all the damned time