1. Looks like a pretty big fire by the safeway on mission?

  2. “Look: this weirdo has monomania.”

    Nope! Thanks!

  3. Tech execs everyone (even their friends) called an asshole two years ago for completely whiffing the summer of 2020 will now use whatever is going on to tell on themselves (again) when they proudly say “I told you so” as if anyone is enjoying any of this. ghouls.

  4. It’s really annoying how dumb our antagonists are

  5. Cab calloway: Hi-de-hi-de-hi-de-hi (hi-de-hi-de-hi-de-hi)

    Ho-ho-ho-ho-ho (ho-ho-ho-ho-ho)

    Hee-de-hee-de-hee-de-hee (hee-de-hee-de-hee-de-hee)

    Hey-ey-ey (hey-ey-ey)

    me: lol

  6. Marxists do it with chiasmus

  7. Hey, glowfari called, they’ve got that statue of you all set up on the other side of the giant shark tunnel

    multicolor lit statue at the oakland zoo holiday event of a Dodo bird
    Figure 1. multicolor lit statue at the oakland zoo holiday event of a Dodo bird.
  8. Fondly recalling tossing the ol’ pig skin with friends at a party when I, oops, over the fence, through next-door’s screen door

    they emerge livid, and my earnest, oh no, this was a terrible mistake, we must amend came out of my mouth as “well what do you want me to do about it?”

  9. Had my new @BAKKOOONN@twitter.com (Wv2-120) double matted white over blue

  10. I was also half way through the Ted Chiang book of stories that included the story the movie Arrival is based on but i think i left it on the plane at SFO yesterday after two dudes behind me got in a fight as we were deplaning and it distracted me from checking the seat pocket, RIP

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