1. My cat ‘The Boy’ is sneezing really strangely - I think he’s allergic to Sandra

  2. Gartner Security Summit is next week and I don’t have a ticket this year hint

  3. @GrantWalker: You obviously don’t shampoo. http://xrl.us/bk545

  4. @expertSexchange.com: get out of my google results you suck

  5. In Frederick getting beer for the weekend, then on to the campsite.

  6. Good to hear man! I finally realized I needed to finish school too…not doing anything with it but you know…it’s always good to finish things. Have you ever seen that SNL skit with Jimmy Fallen as the computer IT guy, Nick Burns…?..saw it the other day and it reminded me of you (no offense) good luck finishing school!

  7. Long time man…looks like it’s going well, glad to see you’re still f’in with the computers…still talk to Erk?

  8. @will_torre good question. i can make it to foot in mouth in 12 parsecs!

  9. Foot-in-mouth half-life when talking to strangers: 6 hours.

  10. Wears prada

Pizza Slow (high quality)

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