1. Your mother sounds like the Greaseman

  2. Everyone is suggesting I call a doctor, then I show them my foot. Stairs: 1, Grant: 0

  3. Http://tinyurl.com/63cmnw With lyrics like these, I don’t need something something

  4. Amanda: Shit! I took the ice cream out an hour ago! runs

  5. Rocking to Les Paul’s “Tennessee Waltz” is not unlike sleeping to Iron Maiden

  6. Amanda: Hey, look! I have paint in my belly-button!

  7. Rcn, please foward zosl@erols.com to me again so that I can reclaim my 1337 ICQ UIN, kthxbye

  8. Sidewall ruined, made it to the office on my spare

  9. 2:30AM whining-cat wake-up calls can’t be beat!

  10. 43rd Law of Wiring: When wire-strippers are lost, fingernails will be broken

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