1. Just realized that I was the source of the ink spots all around me from shaking my pilot varsity fountain pen around. Now my hand is blue

  2. Also, #miranda_rights lol right guys? usa usa usa usa usa usa usa usa usa usa usa usa usa usa usa usa usa usa usa usa usa usa usa usa usa

  3. In 2018 when the bridge to nowhere is a Trivia Pursuit question I’ll totally remember who the GOP VP candidate from '08 was. Pie Piece!

  4. I’m from the DC area and lived there for a few years, does that make me elite? If so, does that make me 1337? if so does that make me, etc.

  5. Spelled out my company name out on phone support - guessing her CRM app doen’t have AJAX live suggestions, DOS and OS/2 were funny like that

  6. Just installed a window unit for the bedroom, I do not trust these brackets at all

  7. Faux media scandals don’t pwn campaigns, campaigns pwn campaigns (am I doing this right?)

  8. Holy shit this flag thing never ends

  9. Oh holy day, @will_torres brought me a pound of Brach*s Candy Corn. I love this time of year!

Pizza Slow (high quality)

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