1. Watching paint dry is like watching grass grow. Wait, I meant e-discovery.

  2. CapSec DC is 4/25 (the same night as CharmSec) @ Stetsons on U Street. http://is.gd/naWh

  3. Staged crucifixions are the only kind. (they are also the only time you’ll ever write a word ending in -xions)

  4. Stewart v Cramer seems awfully one sided for Stewart, but Cramer brought his sleeves-rolled-up-shit, so I guess it’s nine-tenth’s sided

  5. Drinks with @vurtyou in Blue Sea, dinner TBD

  6. If I had a Kindle, could I have it replace ‘leche’, ‘milk’, and ‘obsenity’ in For Whom The Bell Tolls with real obsenities? Que va Bendejo.

  7. SIG{INT} handling in perl is harder than it should be. My new favorite bash documentation re: ‘exit 2’: “Seldom seen”. Helpful!

  8. ⌘-C: sort of a mnemonic for ‘copy’. ⌘-V: sort of a mnemonic for ‘next to copy and not in the way of print’ ⌘-C, ⌘-V: http://is.gd/n08i

  9. I will be at the Columbia LUG meeting tonight - haven’t been to a LUG meeting in 4+ years. Any @charmsec folks attending?

  10. ♪ Hands ♪ ♪ Touching Hands ♪ ♪ Reaching Out ♪ ♪ Touching Me ♪ ♪ Touching Youuuu ♪

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