Pizza Slow (high quality)

Mastodon posts

  1. A “How To Do Things With Words” posthumous afterword discovered by JL Austin’s great grandchildren: “How to Mute ‘performative’ on the TL”

    gdi my keyword mutes don’t work on my own posts in tweetbot @tapbots@twitter.com fix this you will regret it!!!

  2. Being online all the time owns, you’ll mostly agree with someone’s taste about nearly everything and then out of the blue they’ll say that so and such new thing which you also like is exemplar of everything wrong with the world and you just have to integrate that and stay pals

  3. How do sf moderates overplay the same hand they use to make an everlasting j o motion when people ask them to do things? baffling dexterity

  4. [watching people fight over scraps I left laying around] ugh, drama!

  5. I need to make an alt so that I can 1) not have to be locked 2) convince my stupid brain to post normal shit instead of wrapping them all in three levels of discourse meta and lore like an idiot and like the tattoos I don’t have, I’m paralyzed by what to even pick for the handle

  6. Brushless power supply fan groaning, dying.mp3

    [reaches around and gives it a little pat n’ squeeze]

    brushless power supply fan happy again.mp3

  7. For sale, “non-partisan” bridge, never politicized.

  8. Tfw you drop links to twitter posts in one of fifteen discord chats all day and post in the wrong chat one time

  9. The redistricting underway in san francisco looks like a pretty bad gerrymander to me too