Pizza Slow (high quality)

Mastodon posts

  1. One! fiddle leaf fell off, ah ha ha ha

  2. WES ANDERSON FASCIST; LITERACY ISN’T AND UNCOMPLICATED APOLITICAL GOOD;

  3. Beckvoice “hell yes”

  4. When people say they like everything but rap and country, this is what they are erasing

  5. Moved back to the mission 48 hours ago, have successfully:

    flooded the half bath botching a bidet install

    burdened neighbors to the north-east, north-west, and south

    got our massive sleeper-sofa in a real dirk gently situation and had to get it ship-in-a-bottled into the unit

  6. [megaphone trigger-pull] “uh, table ready for uh, Bernham Sickie? Bernham Sickie, your table is ready?”

  7. Quitting drinking liquids of any kind by committing to exclusively using paper straws, to which a slow and agonizing death is preferable

  8. Hi marshal law, I’m dad