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  1. One of those nights where I sit with a guitar in my lap and iReal up on my phone and try to figure out what key willie is playing in on one of his records of standards (tonight, the “That’s Life” record, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hq_-vz_qOd0&list=PLM_eo-srGT72vo-aOuegEnA3jSJr3qaDI&index=1) so that I can play rhythm for it before the song gets through the A section.

    Nice Work If You Can Get ItProvided to YouTube by Legacy RecordingsNice Work If You Can Get It · Willie NelsonThat's Life℗ 2021 Sony Music EntertainmentReleased on: 2021-02-26Associate...YouTube (opens in a new tab)

    Sometimes it takes me the whole dang song.

  2. Have started tracking macros of what I eat for the first time and participating in the family budgeting spreadsheet for the first time beyond paycheck contribution.

    it turns out that both fit in the same brain slots as computer janitoring and were easier to add to the routine than my many-years of putting-off-the-very-concept-of-even-trying suggested.

  3. Jeans

    jeans

    jeans

    [alt text for quoted photo, a woman stands behind the counter of a carnival game sh’e running where you throw something in a basked to win a prize. 1 in wins. throw for 25¢.

    Prizes include foam dice in red, green, or blue, or a gray mystery stuffed animal. Above on the wall are giant teddy bears in red, brown, blue, and yellow.

    the woman is wearing a white t-shirt w/ rings on the collar and sleeves that says 'jeans jeans jeans’ on it]

    https://tech.intersects.art/@roadside/115531565434073157

    old roadside pictures (@roadside@tech.intersects.art)Attached: 1 image boardwalk game, atlantic city, new jersey, 1978Tech Intersects Art (opens in a new tab)
  4. Welcome to mastodon [points to the sign]

    a basketball hoop in the george moscone recreation center in san francisco. the backboard is glass, and the facility has taped hand-made signs that say "NO DUNKING" behind the glass in the top left and right corners.
    Figure 1. a basketball hoop in the george moscone recreation center in san francisco. the backboard is glass, and the facility has taped hand-made signs that say "NO DUNKING" behind the glass in the top left and right corners..
    ECU, one of the signs, red colored-in matter, all caps on white paper:NODUNKING
    Figure 2. ECU, one of the signs, red colored-in matter, all caps on white paper:NODUNKING.
  5. Poster dossier update opportunity: Lately I’ve wanted to add a few apps to amethyst’s (the Mac tiling window manager I have used for the past year and a half) float exception list and it doesn’t work afaict (also the menubar icon isn’t always there like it should be?) so I’ve switched to Rectangle ( https://rectangleapp.com), which has its own quirks and is less capable in some ways but meets my needs.

    RectangleMove and resize windows in macOS using keyboard shortcuts or snap areas. The official page for Rectangle.rectangleapp.com (opens in a new tab)
  6. Opinion Sections: the highest stage of liberalism.

  7. [keynote speaker at the big annual laundry basket engineering conference podium joking to a slide of a top view plan of a standard basket with red dots all over the handles.]

    [next slide]

    next up is a slide with a table on it titled “Mean time to handle failure for handles 1, 2, 3, and 4 for rectangular baskets produced in 2024” with a little side diagram explaining for first timers that these are the top, right, bottom, and left handles in standard orientation. the speaker continues…

  8. Content warning: uspol

    Idk, pentagon reporters should just wear neck gators pulled up to their eyes and generic media-surplus PRESS badges and claim to be from media that signed the loyalty oath

  9. All week I thought I’d really messed up my left elbow doing some exercise with a cool name like skull crushers (which I hate but do) or something and then the kid asked for a piggy back ride tonight and up he goes and instantly I saw a flashback of the last time I did this like it was an infomercial before-product clip and billy mays (RIP) was about to come on and convince me that I needed to place an order on installments