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Mastodon posts

  1. Electeds have to cast the word “folks” repeatedly every day to charge their mana

    Posted on Mastodon over four years agoon May 24, 2022 - 5:20 PM and archived here at /mastodon/2022/05/24/108358062080573356/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/mastodon/2022/05/24/108358062080573356/ in the Mastodon collection in both HTML and markdown.

  2. When it comes to petition signing, real heads know

    Posted on Mastodon over four years agoon May 24, 2022 - 4:44 PM and archived here at /mastodon/2022/05/24/108357920790491355/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/mastodon/2022/05/24/108357920790491355/ in the Mastodon collection in both HTML and markdown.

  3. Leading the charge by criticizing

    Posted on Mastodon over four years agoon May 24, 2022 - 2:16 PM and archived here at /mastodon/2022/05/24/108357340499846867/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/mastodon/2022/05/24/108357340499846867/ in the Mastodon collection in both HTML and markdown.

  4. Sneaking into the comic book movie discourse tent and recording myself looking at a score board “They Stink!”, “Some are OK I guess!”, “Let People Enjoy Things”, and “They Rule!” and then erasing all the chalk tally marks under all of them so that everyone has to start over again

    Posted on Mastodon over four years agoon May 24, 2022 - 1:14 AM and archived here at /mastodon/2022/05/24/108354265430812618/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/mastodon/2022/05/24/108354265430812618/ in the Mastodon collection in both HTML and markdown.

  5. Https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_ggDau0lpL4

    Clinton Health Plan Cold Open - Saturday Night LiveSubscribe to SaturdayNightLive: http://j.mp/1bjU39dSEASON 19: http://j.mp/15QafLmCold Openings: http://j.mp/1dNlDcVBill Clinton Impressions: http://j.mp/14Nv...YouTube
    Posted on Mastodon over four years agoon May 24, 2022 - 12:16 AM and archived here at /mastodon/2022/05/24/108354036442080616/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/mastodon/2022/05/24/108354036442080616/ in the Mastodon collection in both HTML and markdown.

  6. Pretending that london breed said “police violence was as real then as it is in communities all across the nation today. That pain is real.” and then actually did a pretty good (like, Phil Hartman good, R I P) Bill Clinton impression when she said “I understand your pain”

    I joke because the rest of the quote goes on to say that to earn trust back after doing nothing about how you lost it, you really gotta Show Up and Do The Work or Do Better or whatever

    “I hate the mayor”

    audience: “we hate the mayor”

    Posted on Mastodon over four years agoon May 24, 2022 - 12:16 AM and archived here at /mastodon/2022/05/24/108354036418984231/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/mastodon/2022/05/24/108354036418984231/ in the Mastodon collection in both HTML and markdown.

  7. Follow up, a whole-home audio rig that responds to all major names and with magic 8 ball answers and does nothing else

    Posted on Mastodon over four years agoon May 23, 2022 - 7:29 PM and archived here at /mastodon/2022/05/23/108352907210782800/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/mastodon/2022/05/23/108352907210782800/ in the Mastodon collection in both HTML and markdown.

  8. Does anyone make funnier non-functiional drop-in fittings that i can replace the security system sensors and alarms in my house with? toy mini-gun turrets? gargoyles? BANG flags coming out of gun barrels? locomotive engines coming out of a fireplace? paint-on-tunnel entrances?

    Posted on Mastodon over four years agoon May 23, 2022 - 7:29 PM and archived here at /mastodon/2022/05/23/108352907199604001/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/mastodon/2022/05/23/108352907199604001/ in the Mastodon collection in both HTML and markdown.

  9. Pov something in my pocket yesterday on the bike ride, apparently

    Posted on Mastodon over four years agoon May 23, 2022 - 12:09 AM and archived here at /mastodon/2022/05/23/108348348581394471/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/mastodon/2022/05/23/108348348581394471/ in the Mastodon collection in both HTML and markdown.

  10. The “all models are lies” rule applies to every abstraction, including the abstraction of expressing things in percentages

    what a bunch of crap percentages usually are. I assume I’m being tricked whenever I see the damned things

    Posted on Mastodon over four years agoon May 22, 2022 - 9:53 PM and archived here at /mastodon/2022/05/22/108347810218944462/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/mastodon/2022/05/22/108347810218944462/ in the Mastodon collection in both HTML and markdown.
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