Pizza Slow (high quality)

Mastodon posts

  1. For me, a bot would simply have to say “pro-click” for it to pass as whatever “sentient” means

  2. EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A DIRECT MAIL CATALOG INTO THE SLOT. ITS WOMEN BE VACATIONING AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I START EMAILING SOME SHIT LIKE HEY@WHITECOTTONBEACHPANTS.COM ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, WHO DOES NOT LIVE HERE ANYMORE. PLEASE STOP SENDING…

  3. Christo and Jeanne-Claude are back from the dead and back on their bullshit. i gotta say. to me? it never made sense, and this time it is even worse

  4. entrepreneurs” (pejorative)

  5. Here are a few things I do instead of hate read:

    1. remark “ah, this is self harm, gonna skip it”

    2. append a few names to the “people to be very very rude to IRL if ever encountered”

    3. remark “how do you possibly have the time? get a job. go to church or something.”

  6. actually existing neoliberalism”

  7. Uh, ok for my move im gonna make being a reactionary piece of shit a crime

  8. Life caught up with me and so I’m about a day and a half behind on the TL, I’m sure everything is going well and will just keep scrolling through it enjoying your bon mots one at a time, as one does

    ah, dang

    tbh madder that capital whipped forces of reaction in a sham system for $100 a vote and get to post Ws now than the actual results

  9. Nice drizzly sunday to clean twelve years of fly shit off the corners of my kitchen ceiling and all of the various fixtures attached to to it now that i have screens (a weird trick landlords and our previous owner don’t know!)

    fly pov as i make my approach attached

  10. Stupid terminal tricks: italics https://t.co/l4lzLHRLKg