Pizza Slow (high quality)

Mastodon posts

  1. Extremely silly grilled cheese sandwiches (had two small blocks of extra sharp cheddar left in the fridge)

  2. Growing my hair back out from a DIY #2 taper because I switched from gamer headphones to speakers and a mic don’t have headphone-ring anymore.

    I have no idea how to do anything that isn’t a #2 taper, but I also don’t care how it looks so I think if I just start at my neck / ears instead of my part, it’ll work the same

  3. Imagine reading SIASL ITYOOL-two-thousand-whatever and then complying with adding “grok” to your vocabulary like the nerds before you

    weird as hell, right? I thought we weren’t doing that anymore

  4. I know it’s just plutocracy by another name but if you can believe it, we can invent a society run by clowns, which I suppose would be called a “coulrotocracy”

    aside: “Unlike most political systems, plutocracy is not rooted in any established political philosophy.” lmbo

  5. My sources say that trunk-or-treat, for kids, being considered for Americans. I am insufferable and take no pleasure in reporting this.

  6. The most beautiful word in the american language is the word COMPACT spray painted on the concrete between the spaces in a parking garage

  7. Posting volunteer fire company

  8. truth coming out of her think tank to” and so on and so forth, and/or along with other things of a similar kind, et cetera, et cetera

  9. It goes without saying that the contents of this ska song would have been inclusive of people of many tastes and backgrounds, as well as those of us who are not into music at all.

    that was originally going to be “jazz” but then I thought, what is even more annoying to people who don’t like it than ska?