pizza slow (high quality)

Mastodon posts

  1. tonight’s pizza*: tomato sauce, pecorino romano, capers, black olives, anchovies, pepperoni, chili crisp, olive oil

    • kenji’s neapolitan w/ bob’s red mill 00 (which is very good imo) and SAF instant

    two slices of neapolitan pizza on a white plate topped with tomato sauce, pecorino romano, capers, black olives, anchovies, pepperoni, chili crisp, olive oil

  2. dudesl love to not post for weeks at a time and then right as the eye doctor’s dialation drops kick in, get brain foam they have a scrape away immediately while squinting and blinking at their dumb phone in a dark room

  3. pedantly explaining to the fourth wall that i can get away with it because i’m in the third panel, after the person in the second panel pedantly explaining to the fourth wall why people who say what I said can’t get away with what Zi am getting away with because they are in the only other panel than theirs, the second panel of two

    [flicks the light on] whoa! look at all these cockroaches in here! holy shit this is now how we behave! do better!

    [my friends and I scurrying away, unkillable, but diving for cover anyway] “shut up! shut up! get out! get out! turn the lights back off!”

  4. feeling matchy-matchy, might lean

    a photo of me leaning, with arms crossed, against an avocado green brick building next to a window protected by decorative cast iron security bars also painted avocado greenI’m wearing a black DOOM LOOP had, a black silk jacket with white silk sleeves that have arm length patches of green double-headed snakes running from wrist to shoulder over a light pink oxford, faded maroon corduroy pants, and black on black suede old school vans