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  1. On my bullshit—in Denver—not nearly my first time here, just visiting friends for the weekend and had a kid-nap-time time to wander.

    p nice!

    a map of downtown Denver, centering the central business district, with the word Denver in bold in the bottom right, and a purple line trailing along a river south-east and back about 6 miles along the river
    Figure 1. a map of downtown Denver, centering the central business district, with the word Denver in bold in the bottom right, and a purple line trailing along a river south-east and back about 6 miles along the river.
  2. Content warning: that good good political crit of the “ya’ll wanna see a dead” body genre, which is of course “not for everybody” and about topics “best avoided” and which I explicitly try to not post and why i’m not on bluesky or whatever else gets everyone’s attention because i’ll just inevitably stare into this abyss all the time there with tiny brain worms (which is not to say that people there have brain worms but that I would)

  3. 😮😮🙂‍↔️

    our third orchid bloom finally got some sun and opened up but it’s facing the wrong way, this is a photo of the two facing right out into the room looking pretty while the smaller third one is facing mostly to the right and away in the distance
    Figure 1. our third orchid bloom finally got some sun and opened up but it’s facing the wrong way, this is a photo of the two facing right out into the room looking pretty while the smaller third one is facing mostly to the right and away in the distance.
    a photo of the reverse side of the previous one, the new bloom is facing down and to the right in profile, the two bigger older siblings are up and to the left in side-view, behind are a red/green prayer plant, a very healthy fiddle plant, and in the distance, a wall of books
    Figure 2. a photo of the reverse side of the previous one, the new bloom is facing down and to the right in profile, the two bigger older siblings are up and to the left in side-view, behind are a red/green prayer plant, a very healthy fiddle plant, and in the distance, a wall of books.
    a grab of the final two drawings on the final line of the “calvin’s dad tries to get calvin to sit for a portrait in a dress shirt and tie with his hair combed” - on the left is the last picture, where calvin has turned away from the camera just before the shutter was pressed, on the right cavlin’s parents are looking at the photosDad: “WE CANT SENDTHESE IN OURCHRISTMASCARDS. PEOPLEWILL THINK IT'SSACRILEGIOUS.”Mom: “WELL, THESEDO LOOKLIKE CALVIN.. EXCEPTFOR THECOMBEDHAIR.”
    Figure 3. a grab of the final two drawings on the final line of the “calvin’s dad tries to get calvin to sit for a portrait in a dress shirt and tie with his hair combed” - on the left is the last picture, where calvin has turned away from the camera just before the shutter was pressed, on the right cavlin’s parents are looking at the photosDad: “WE CANT SENDTHESE IN OURCHRISTMASCARDS. PEOPLEWILL THINK IT'SSACRILEGIOUS.”Mom: “WELL, THESEDO LOOKLIKE CALVIN.. EXCEPTFOR THECOMBEDHAIR.”
  4. “whatya mean, I’m not turning on reactions?”

    screen grab from the opening interview scene in Blade Runner between Holden and Leon before Leon shots a hole in Holden’s stomach with a laser, Leon is sitting in a chair staring at Holden
    Figure 1. screen grab from the opening interview scene in Blade Runner between Holden and Leon before Leon shots a hole in Holden’s stomach with a laser, Leon is sitting in a chair staring at Holden.
  5. Gonna call this variety of slop post-labor-impressionism

    a screenshot of an ad for some financial advice posts or grifts (is there a difference) of a bull with three horns and a bears face and weird feet growling or something with a weird tongue at a bear that is down on one elbow or something, on wall street in new york, I suppose, idk, nonsense neoclassical and NY looking stuff behind it, rendered with photographic realism but obviously AI nonsense
    Figure 1. a screenshot of an ad for some financial advice posts or grifts (is there a difference) of a bull with three horns and a bears face and weird feet growling or something with a weird tongue at a bear that is down on one elbow or something, on wall street in new york, I suppose, idk, nonsense neoclassical and NY looking stuff behind it, rendered with photographic realism but obviously AI nonsense.
  6. 😮😮

    photograph of the orchid that bloomed a week ago. it now has a bloomed companion, and the last bud week probably join this pair in a few days
    Figure 1. photograph of the orchid that bloomed a week ago. it now has a bloomed companion, and the last bud week probably join this pair in a few days.
    macro of the interior of the new orchid flower with yellow and pink highlights
    Figure 2. macro of the interior of the new orchid flower with yellow and pink highlights.
  7. Aesop’s “The Boy Who Cried Wolf And Was Told By The Farmers On The Embankment, Oh, You’re Surprised There’s A Wolf? You’re Tending Sheep, Didn’t You Read that Article In The Atlantic Last Year About This? Here Is A Link It Will Only Take You Fifteen Minutes To Read Oh By The Way It Looks Like The Wolf Ate Your Whole Flock, That Is Really Unfortunate And We Sure Do Hate It.”

  8. Making chilean sea bass and dry fried green beans and right off the bat the book I’m using ( http://www.fuchsiadunlop.com/books/the-food-of-sichuan/) for the beans cops that while you could dry fry them, most people deep fry them, and for another thing, you can also just bake them and then stir fry them, which is what I’m doing because I’m feeling p lazy this evening

    (not knocking the book, it’s a sign of a good recipe imo when there’s more than one way to do a thing instead of trying to elevate technique over outcomes)

    the beans were good!

Pizza Slow (high quality)

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