Mastodon posts

1. i’ve invented a new low orbit payload delivery method, just now, it’s gonna be brilliant, please, investors, kindly reach out now

   

   

   

   

2. my kid brought this home from preschool, lookin p good

   

   

3. opinion-to-smarm browser extension

4. lets go

   

   

   

5. A “How To Do Things With Words” posthumous afterword discovered by JL Austin’s great grandchildren: “How to Mute ‘performative’ on the TL”

   gdi my keyword mutes don’t work on my own posts in tweetbot @tapbots@twitter.com fix this you will regret it!!!