Mastodon posts

  1. They say, in california, that the god damned boomers have finally managed to paint even the sky “beige”

    looking straight up at 7:30 AM, where the sun should be is a wash of tan, beige, eggshell, light brown, etc
    Figure 1. looking straight up at 7:30 AM, where the sun should be is a wash of tan, beige, eggshell, light brown, etc.
  2. Figured i’d catch up on this (r i p), having enjoyed the bullshit jobs essay when it was published, book kinda reads like GBS thread, which is fine

    almost done Bullshit Jobs, the second two thirds is way better than a GBS thread

    anyway this little section opener i’d never read before is a fun little ditty in a pagliacci way

  3. Where was @matthewstoller@twitter.com when yahoo! acquired tumblr

  4. Tfw

  5. 👁👁👁👁

  6. What if vote cloning follows house of cosbys rules and every tenth ballot you fill out for the same election has superpowers?

  7. Jokes on them, in voting three times

  8. Sprinkling bookmarks to random chrome tabs on my toolbar because Google Meet (formerly Hangouts Meet)™ overloaded the “bookmark” keyboard shortcut, which predates the existence of Google’s parent company, to mute and unmute calls

  9. It’s “go find and shut every window that is even slightly cracked, like that one by the oven that we leave a foot open year round and the one the wife is too short to latch” smokey in san fran today =/

Pizza Slow (high quality)

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