pizza slow (high quality)

Mastodon posts

  1. they are “warning” your ass on sf muni twitter

  2. 🤙🏼

  3. firing a starter gun into the air, unchecking the “Protect your Tweets” checkbox, and triggering a stopwatch to remind myself what patient noncompliance does to a mf

  4. neighbor’s dog barks all day long and I like to have my windows open, and it’s just not my problem, simple as

  5. have been shredding smoked mozz into my red wine vinaigrette salads lately and it is not subtle at all, but i love it