Mastodon posts

1. Posted a pic of the shitty #4 sides, #8 top haircut till-his-screaming-won (the kid hates haircuts!) crappy haircut we gave our two year old over the weekend and captioned it “punk” and a friend of ours who was an actual UK first-gen punk hard corrected us, lol, rip

   Posted on Mastodon over five years agoon November 24, 2020 - 2:53 PM and archived here at /mastodon/2020/11/24/105265865104137882/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/mastodon/2020/11/24/105265865104137882/ in the Mastodon collection in both HTML and markdown.

2. The x in xfinity isn’t like the x in y = f(x) even though finity is clearly math, it’s more like the x in folx

   Posted on Mastodon over five years agoon November 24, 2020 - 2:44 PM and archived here at /mastodon/2020/11/24/105265828879028405/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/mastodon/2020/11/24/105265828879028405/ in the Mastodon collection in both HTML and markdown.

3. Oink was the last good and good looking website, we live in a fallen world

   Posted on Mastodon over five years agoon November 24, 2020 - 2:03 PM and archived here at /mastodon/2020/11/24/105265665539087240/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/mastodon/2020/11/24/105265665539087240/ in the Mastodon collection in both HTML and markdown.

4. Dumbest temp job i had? one day gig watching the 18th hole of a course for a day so that i could confirm if one of the golfers got a hole-in-one which would win them some kind of prize at a car dealership owner’s association annual golf tornament

   Posted on Mastodon over five years agoon November 23, 2020 - 3:07 PM and archived here at /mastodon/2020/11/23/105260256886806055/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/mastodon/2020/11/23/105260256886806055/ in the Mastodon collection in both HTML and markdown.

5. We keep diapers and wipes and aquaphor on the inside of the entry closet door, which has had a commercial dehumidifier running in it for a few days

   turns out aquaphor liquifies well below 120F, which i’m sure people who drive a lot know very well, but i learned only just now

   

   

   Posted on Mastodon over five years agoon November 21, 2020 - 9:00 PM and archived here at /mastodon/2020/11/21/105250317987775820/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/mastodon/2020/11/21/105250317987775820/ in the Mastodon collection in both HTML and markdown.

6. Since the boiler kablooey, we’ve had commercial dehumidifiers blasting 24/7 in the family room, bathroom, and hall closet, which make it about 95F/35C in there, so using that bathroom is like getting first dibs on a clean portajohn at bonaroo

   Posted on Mastodon over five years agoon November 21, 2020 - 5:06 PM and archived here at /mastodon/2020/11/21/105249401186365789/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/mastodon/2020/11/21/105249401186365789/ in the Mastodon collection in both HTML and markdown.

7. Tortizza pilla

   

   Posted on Mastodon over five years agoon November 21, 2020 - 2:41 AM and archived here at /mastodon/2020/11/21/105245998475018066/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/mastodon/2020/11/21/105245998475018066/ in the Mastodon collection in both HTML and markdown.

8. November 17, 2019 was the day we finally made it over to Raymond’s Pizzeria over in Richmond, it is most excellent

   

   

   Posted on Mastodon over five years agoon November 18, 2020 - 4:05 AM and archived here at /mastodon/2020/11/18/105229341222148022/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/mastodon/2020/11/18/105229341222148022/ in the Mastodon collection in both HTML and markdown.

9. I’m not grumpy!

   

   Posted on Mastodon over five years agoon November 18, 2020 - 2:06 AM and archived here at /mastodon/2020/11/18/105228873383428292/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/mastodon/2020/11/18/105228873383428292/ in the Mastodon collection in both HTML and markdown.

10. Obama chuckled, you mean there’s front page?

    Posted on Mastodon over five years agoon November 17, 2020 - 9:02 PM and archived here at /mastodon/2020/11/17/105227678476005163/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/mastodon/2020/11/17/105227678476005163/ in the Mastodon collection in both HTML and markdown.