Pizza Slow (high quality)

Mastodon posts

  1. Please, sir flip, please i would like to have the hamster cage stairs, i love to squeegee, and i dislike structural support, please install the “fuck me up clear pepsi railings” thank you

  2. A cool lemon sized bruise has pooled on my arm near the wrist I sprained and it’s taking forever to heal so I showed it to an NP who suggested I try an ace bandage, and, it turns out, the thousands of athletes I’ve seen wearing these things my entire life are on to something

  3. Phew, finished this album cover puzzle. kinda wierd to have soooo mamy extra pieces and empty space around the inside but i don’t do puzzles very often so this might just be how they all are now

  4. Raiders of the lost ark staff gimmick except it turns out the cheap chandelier crystal we knocked off too many times and now have in the window over the door hits my dinner plate every evening now that the sun stays up longer (italian american red sauce w/ hit sausage)

  5. Doing this nonsense / so that i can do that nonsense

  6. Goofin’ off

  7. Dudes love to attemp tuck jumps on a yoga matt (???) which then slips out from under them like a cartoon banana peel after which the dudes fall on any old arm which they recently happened to dislocate from their torso, adding a wrist sprain to the casualty accumulator

    upon review of the planned moves to be done this morning, none call for a yoga mat, which of you think about it, makes the whole thing funnier, to me

  8. The mythical “hot ashes only” can, 1/64 scale, coffee cup for reference

  9. The old erlenmeyer i used to use to make yeast starters on a stir plate back when i brewed beer, which we keep out as a vase, never looks more stock photo-ish than when we use it to fertilize the plants, er, uh, prepare miracle solution