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  1. is that the annoying over-40 poster?

    [I start complaining about stupid motorcycles and car alarms to nobody in particular]

    yep

  2. thanks car-London, for telling the [adrian belew voice] ”this is a dangerous place!" story to everybody in ear shot, threatening to get the cops involved but not actually usefully getting anyone involved at all, just being annoying to everyone around, and useless, to boot

  3. really enjoying Alice Munro stories, more than I expected, and a little bummed that I don’t remember who suggested them.

    I started with the '68–’94 collection, “A Wilderness Station”, great stuff so far!

    obnoxious photo-of-the-book-text, but with easy copy paste alt text, yay:Before she came to Dr. Henshawe's, Rose had never heard of the working class. She took the designation home."This would have to be the last part of town where they put the sewers," Flo said."Of course," Rose said coolly. "This is the working-class part of town.""Working class?" said Flo. "Not if the ones around here can help it."🤣🤣🤣

    the cover of my paperback, a watercolor in grays, of the author

  4. I haven’t gotten covid yet because of my positive mental attitude, which you can tell I have because I’m cracking trying to say this with a straight face

  5. As a fun thought experiment, every time I hear a car alarm going off in the city, I think to myself: Wow, our great Mayor, London Breed, who is a car, must really love San Francisco. There she is, living her best life, occupying a parking spot, honking her horn with devotion.

    Honk! Honk! Honk!

    So inspiring! 🤗🌁