Facebook posts

1. ALL NATIONS WELCOME BUT CARRIE

   Posted on Facebook over 15 years agoon May 27, 2011 - 8:05 PM and archived here at /facebook/2011/05/27/20-05-00-all-nations-welcome-but-carrie/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/facebook/2011/05/27/20-05-00-all-nations-welcome-but-carrie/ in the Facebook collection in both HTML and markdown.

2. It’s Friday!

   Posted on Facebook over 15 years agoon May 27, 2011 - 6:27 PM and archived here at /facebook/2011/05/27/18-27-00-its-friday/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/facebook/2011/05/27/18-27-00-its-friday/ in the Facebook collection in both HTML and markdown.

3. I hope you can hear this because I’m clicking it as hard as I can.

   Posted on Facebook over 15 years agoon May 27, 2011 - 5:30 PM and archived here at /facebook/2011/05/27/17-30-00-i-hope-you-can-hear-this-because-im-clicking-it-as/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/facebook/2011/05/27/17-30-00-i-hope-you-can-hear-this-because-im-clicking-it-as/ in the Facebook collection in both HTML and markdown.

4. Clicking with the speakes muted is shameful.

   Posted on Facebook over 15 years agoon May 25, 2011 - 5:28 PM and archived here at /facebook/2011/05/25/17-28-00-clicking-with-the-speakes-muted-is-shameful/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/facebook/2011/05/25/17-28-00-clicking-with-the-speakes-muted-is-shameful/ in the Facebook collection in both HTML and markdown.

5. “Literally.”

   Posted on Facebook over 15 years agoon May 24, 2011 - 6:45 AM and archived here at /facebook/2011/05/24/06-45-00-literally/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/facebook/2011/05/24/06-45-00-literally/ in the Facebook collection in both HTML and markdown.

6. ☠ THE CLICK IS NEAR! ☠

   Posted on Facebook over 15 years agoon May 20, 2011 - 10:09 AM and archived here at /facebook/2011/05/20/10-09-00-the-click-is-near/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/facebook/2011/05/20/10-09-00-the-click-is-near/ in the Facebook collection in both HTML and markdown.

7. Inner Mounting Click

   Posted on Facebook over 15 years agoon May 18, 2011 - 10:32 AM and archived here at /facebook/2011/05/18/10-32-00-inner-mounting-click/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/facebook/2011/05/18/10-32-00-inner-mounting-click/ in the Facebook collection in both HTML and markdown.

8. It isn’t polite to tease eschatologists, e.g. Mayans, Buddhists, Christians, until they announce the date doomsday on The History Channel.

   Posted on Facebook over 15 years agoon May 17, 2011 - 8:54 AM and archived here at /facebook/2011/05/17/08-54-00-it-isnt-polite-to-tease-eschatologists-e/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/facebook/2011/05/17/08-54-00-it-isnt-polite-to-tease-eschatologists-e/ in the Facebook collection in both HTML and markdown.

9. This click is dedicated to my irrational rage at everyone that has ever made full pots of decaffeinated coffee in brown-handled carafes at 9 o’clock AM.

   Posted on Facebook over 15 years agoon May 16, 2011 - 10:29 AM and archived here at /facebook/2011/05/16/10-29-00-this-click-is-dedicated-to-my-irrational-rage-at-e/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/facebook/2011/05/16/10-29-00-this-click-is-dedicated-to-my-irrational-rage-at-e/ in the Facebook collection in both HTML and markdown.

10. Me gusta hacer clic.

    Posted on Facebook over 15 years agoon May 15, 2011 - 6:53 PM and archived here at /facebook/2011/05/15/18-53-00-me-gusta-hacer-clic/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/facebook/2011/05/15/18-53-00-me-gusta-hacer-clic/ in the Facebook collection in both HTML and markdown.