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1. The Reg cites Forbes: two mirrors with goatse etched into them facing each other, infinitely tunneling into goaternity: http://t.co/5aNVPDQI

2. Lo Pan: They have returned. And this time they are not alone. Egg Shen is with them. Little bastard sorcerer has brought them through the Bog of the Dead Trees.
   [calling to him telepathically]
   Lo Pan: Egg Shen… EGG SHEN! You have come a long ways to find me. But it is too late. There are two girls with green eyes, and I will marry them both. And then I will sacrifice Gracie Law to appease my emperor and live out my earthly pleasures with Miao Yin.
   [cackles]
   Lo Pan: That’s right, Egg Shen. The best of two worlds!

3. HATERS DELENDA EST

4. Ravi Shankar did some pretty cool stuff.

5. Zynga Holiday Party: an excuse for Santa Hats (and Santa PEZ).