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1. Position: Senior Property Owner
   Property: A home constructed from leading building materials
   Location: Santa Clara, CA
   Mortgage: 30 yr fixed

2. If real estate worked like tech recruiting, we’d all be getting offers to buy property in distant northern CA towns with strict credit reqs.

3. OH “Looptid.”

4. Horn on the dance floor.

5. Burning CDs like it’s 1999.