pizza slow (high quality)

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  1. You’re older. I’m olderer. Happy Birthday!

  2. Bernal heights is a twilight zone set. Think Noe but older and younger at the same time.

  3. Disable your Gawker filters (you should have years ago anyway), this is a quality essay. Stay for the tone shift, I promise.

  4. Clearly it’ll fit down to his shoulders, if only he’d sit still.

  5. The Security Academy for Leadership in Thought won’t accept my damned transfer credits or my expired cert or my secret talk or my weird blog