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1. Anyone else up for a late Wednesday night to see DJ Kentaro for a $10 show benefiting Japan. I’m going.

2. Reviving old memes owns. This dude owns.

3. Q: Didja feel low?
   A: No, not at all.
   Q: Huh???
   A: I fell right into the Arms of Venus de Milo.

4. LOREM IPSUM DOLOR SIT AMET FNORDUM. CETERIS PARIBUS EST REDUCTIO AD ABSURDUM.

5. Duck lips.