Facebook posts

1. It’s not fishing. It’s just standing on water at high speeds wearing skis and spikes through sections of the river where fish happen to jump a lot.

2. Hrmm.

3. Click one out for my hommies

4. I want you to click me as hard as you can.

5. Click a cow on seconds evenly divisible by three and it’ll still moo only once because to moo otherwise would be too advanced of a game mechanic for cow clicker.