I ordered a black light. When it gets here, I’m gonna put on a freshly laundered white shirt that’ll glow just right, turn all the other lights off and shutter the windows, turn the black light on, and mop the hardwood with The Boy hog-tied to the mop handle, his screaming and yowling drowned out by Deep Purple’s “Burn” as loud as I can stand it.
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Please DO NOT impale the pigs on the front gate again. --The Mgmt
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Centennial hops!
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Bogost should sell protective and decorative covers for cows. I don’t want mine to get scratched, something something resale value aspergers.
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2% Supremacy.