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1. Elaina knows your picture now… “Uncle Gant! Uncle Gant! Kitties! Make Pizza!” now I just have to teach her about the yummy beer you brew and she has you pinned:)

   Posted on Facebook over 16 years agoon May 31, 2010 - 6:24 AM and archived here at /facebook/2010/05/31/06-24-00-elaina-knows-your-picture-now/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/facebook/2010/05/31/06-24-00-elaina-knows-your-picture-now/ in the Facebook collection in both HTML and markdown.

2. Please, buy my car.

   Optional equipment: three cats.

   Posted on Facebook over 16 years agoon May 25, 2010 - 9:50 AM and archived here at /facebook/2010/05/25/09-50-00-please-buy-my-car/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/facebook/2010/05/25/09-50-00-please-buy-my-car/ in the Facebook collection in both HTML and markdown.

3. UL Safe ratings:

   TL15: Withstand 15 minutes of attack w/ sophisticated penetrating equipment.

   TL30: Mythical.

   https://solipsism.eu/post/628509648/via-lissomlights-ialmostlaugh

   Solipsism(via lissomlights, ialmostlaugh)Tumblr (opens in a new tab)

   Posted on Facebook over 16 years agoon May 24, 2010 - 7:26 PM and archived here at /facebook/2010/05/24/19-26-00-ul-safe-ratings/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/facebook/2010/05/24/19-26-00-ul-safe-ratings/ in the Facebook collection in both HTML and markdown.

4. Elaina is asking for pictures of “Uncle Gant”…

   Posted on Facebook over 16 years agoon May 24, 2010 - 9:26 AM and archived here at /facebook/2010/05/24/09-26-00-elaina-is-asking-for-pictures-of-uncle-gant/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/facebook/2010/05/24/09-26-00-elaina-is-asking-for-pictures-of-uncle-gant/ in the Facebook collection in both HTML and markdown.

5. Only plus re: @vurtyou home with food poisoning tonight: I embarass no one but myself with these huge CVS earplugs at the Buzzcocks show.

   Posted on Facebook over 16 years agoon May 12, 2010 - 7:06 PM and archived here at /facebook/2010/05/12/19-06-00-only-plus-re-vurtyou-home-with-food-poisoning-toni/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/facebook/2010/05/12/19-06-00-only-plus-re-vurtyou-home-with-food-poisoning-toni/ in the Facebook collection in both HTML and markdown.

6. L O L http://noleggioscidaimaestri.it/super_demonstration/

   Posted on Facebook over 16 years agoon April 04, 2010 - 6:51 PM and archived here at /facebook/2010/04/04/18-51-00-l-o-l-httpnoleggioscidaimaestri/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/facebook/2010/04/04/18-51-00-l-o-l-httpnoleggioscidaimaestri/ in the Facebook collection in both HTML and markdown.

7. Well, @vurtyou and I are brewing a stout tonight, so that’s “what’s with the green latex gloves Doctor Stavely?” this time.

   Posted on Facebook over 16 years agoon March 27, 2010 - 5:46 PM and archived here at /facebook/2010/03/27/17-46-00-well-vurtyou-and-i-are-brewing-a-stout-tonight-so/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/facebook/2010/03/27/17-46-00-well-vurtyou-and-i-are-brewing-a-stout-tonight-so/ in the Facebook collection in both HTML and markdown.

8. Tangential as all get out of my trailer oh hey let’s ride bikes.

   Posted on Facebook over 16 years agoon March 25, 2010 - 4:56 AM and archived here at /facebook/2010/03/25/04-56-00-tangential-as-all-get-out-of-my-trailer-oh-hey-let/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/facebook/2010/03/25/04-56-00-tangential-as-all-get-out-of-my-trailer-oh-hey-let/ in the Facebook collection in both HTML and markdown.

9. “Memento noobi.”

   Posted on Facebook over 16 years agoon March 20, 2010 - 9:47 AM and archived here at /facebook/2010/03/20/09-47-00-memento-noobi/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/facebook/2010/03/20/09-47-00-memento-noobi/ in the Facebook collection in both HTML and markdown.

10. LEO rule: Anyone out at 4am is delivering papers or up to no good. HTML Variant: Anything after is probably not delivering papers.

    Posted on Facebook over 16 years agoon March 10, 2010 - 7:56 PM and archived here at /facebook/2010/03/10/19-56-00-leo-rule-anyone-out-at-4am-is-delivering-papers-or/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/facebook/2010/03/10/19-56-00-leo-rule-anyone-out-at-4am-is-delivering-papers-or/ in the Facebook collection in both HTML and markdown.