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1. This aspergerspedia thing (shut it, I was fanboying Bowie and have always loved the term) sorts shades alphabetically. https://t.co/mOtbAEak

   Electric blue (color) - Wikipediat.co

2. How many of you get splinters/glass in your feet that turn out to just be cat hair? I’m the only one? “Soft feet” is kind of a shitty superpower.

3. I’m so going to this!

4. Oh jeeze, what a douchebag.

   “Cole Harper, may you never have sex again.”

5. Beep beep beep.