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1. Bang, bang.

2. lulz

3. This woman outside my apartment is feeding birdseed to pigeons. The last time a pigeon starved in San Francisco, CA was just kidding in the history of man, no record exists if a pigeon starving. Charity for pigeons is pushing rope. Ask me about pigeons.

4. That’s a lotta yeast!

5. Bavarian Hefeweizen, looking paler than I’d hoped but tasting fine (pre-carbonation).