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  1. 0wnz0red

    I was googling for documentation on yelp, the gnome man/info/help browser to see if it was possible to use it as an alias for xman because:

    • xman is ugly
    • yelp --help output doesn’t seem to offer any flags
    • > man yelp
      No manual entry for yelp
    • The gman ebuild fails on my laptop and the authors site doesn’t exist
    • I have too much slack time on weekends

    On the fiifth listing of 20 I came across an SF short story by Cory Doctrow that I highly recommend entitled "0wnz0red.

    Enjoy. NB, surfing his articles has the potential to kill a lot of time πŸ˜ƒ

  2. Fantasy and the modern age

    J.R.R. Tolkein’s Lord of the Rings saga is considered by many to be the penultimate literary accomplishment of the 20th century. David Brin analyzes the trilogy, its author, and its genre in an excellent essay on Salon.

    Linked within the story is Brin’s similar approach to another bit of pop culture to which some of us have been exposed…

  3. Rhythmbox is perfect

  4. Plans for the evening...

    Kid Koala is opening for some funk band at the 9:30 tonight.

    I’m going.

    Ben is going.

    Amanda is going.

    Is anyone else going?

  5. I'm a sell-out

    Well, I’ve given up on coding my own site for now. I just don’t have the time

    =/

    This system will be much more powerful for visitors. I’m not going to give up on my useless quest to successfully pretend to be a coder, but I’m not going to make everyone else suffer along the way…

  6. Security-by-power-button

    Old MS Hotfix instructions for IIS4.

    To Paraphrase:

    Microsoft recommends that customers running IIS 4.0 on Windows NT Server 4.0, Terminal Server Edition, protect their systems by uninstalling IIS 4.0.

    I couldn’t agree more.

    I know it’s somewhat silly to critisize software that old for having a crazy security hole, but one can only take so much πŸ˜‰

    Right now I’m looking at a dialog box caused by this fucker.

    Windows NT 4.0 has been updated. Remove any disks from the floppy disk drives and choose OK to restart your computer.

    Under which is a single button labled β€œOK”.

    On a mail server that is also a file server and a web server. Be careful! Don’t accidentally hit that OK button!

    Stupid.

  7. cute, cuddly koala bear...

    Kid Koala.

    9:30 Club

    Washington, DC

    November 23rd

    !!!

    If any of you fuckers bail on me like you did for Strickly Kev/Amon Tobin, heads will roll.

    amanda: Buy me a ticket pooper. I will attend. You boys must dance (and not just w/ Shannon). πŸ˜ƒ

  8. Mages get the chicks...

    Neat, I’m not the only freak that was obsessed with UU back in the day - these guys are recreating
    it
    !

    I wonder if just they have the same mental association that makes me think of the game whenever I hear Jane’s Addiction’s Three Days or anything on the Smashing Pumkin’s Siamese Dream

    Making it to the 10th of 9 labyrinth levels (secret end level!) and realizing that broken piece of metal I accidentally dropped in lava on level 6 (three weeks ago in RL time) was half of the magical sword, which is the only item of the 10 magical items in the game not in my pouches (I was a mage, didn’t worry about silly swords) was going to prevent me from beating the secret end of the game (I’d already saved the princess) really pissed me off. This folks, was the last good game that existed before the net… before struggling players at two in the morning could just look online for a strategy guide - although if you were to pick up UU now, you’ve had no problem finding step by step walkthroughs.

    Good stuff - highly recommended. Oh and software-3d first-person rendering that looked better than doom2 before q1 was out - sweetness.

    Erotic Jesus

    lays with his Marys

    Loves his Marys

    Bits of puzzle,

    hitting

    eachother

    All now with wings

    Oh my Marys,

    never wonder…

    Night is shelter

    for nudity’s shivers

    All now with wings…

    Right on Perry. I don’t get it but the β€œAll now with wings” part sounds cool so right on.

  9. Phase 3, profit...

    When you have 10 or more geeks in an irc channel (who else would be in an irc channel) talking geek talk, invariably someone says β€œI wish I had my own T-1”.

    The general response among newbs is β€œI wish I had a T3!”

    The educated then say something about OC-48 or whatever insane new uselessly extreme-bandwidth-gigabit-ethernet-wouldn’t-know what-to-do-with is current

    My laptop is currently the only thing plugged into the LAN side of a T1 that I just set up. Now that I have it, I can’t think of anything to actually do with it! Blarg!

  10. wakey wakey

    A1 - VIEWS OF SHOPPING CENTER PARKING LOT - SUNRISE

    A silver 2001 Ford Focus pulls lazily into a parking spot directly in front of Dunken’ Donuts. With the engine still running, the door pops open as the power window begins gliding up, allowing the blue curls of cigarette smoke to
    continue their rise out of the vehicle into the damp morning air. Window up, the car shuts off and out steps a young man, tie loosened, hair still wet from showering, rubbing one eye with the free hand not toying with the freshly lit cigarette.

    EXT - DUNKEN DONUTS’

    Cars pass and Grant walks up to the sidewalk vectored to an average β€˜shopping-center garden’, heavliy mulched and surrounded by a curb of it’s own.

    CU - Grant

    Meticulously placing the nearly unsmoked cigaretted on the curb of the garden, filter side dangling, Grant tests the air for any hint of a breeze that would deem the the safe-place unsuitable. Discovering none, he glances around to see if anyone saw him saving the Camel for later and walks toward the Dunken Donuts.

    INT - DUNKEN DONUTS.

    Shots of two clerks and two customers - both female, both placing large orders. The door is heard opening and Grant walks into place behind the women in line.

    CU - WOMEN.

    Misc rambling - pull focus to see Grant staring holes into the back of their heads that they need baggels with toppings at a time like this.

    CU - GARDEN CURB

    Cigarette has continued smoldering but is nearly out. Zoom reveals faint line of smoke still trailing.

    INT - DONUT SHOP

    Women recieve breakfast to go and leave at the same time. Grant oders a coffee.

    CU - COFFEE MAKER

    At this donut shop, cream is put in before the coffee. While the coffee is dropping into the cup, the clerk is positioning the lid to be secured to the styrofoam the instant the cup is full.

    CU - GRANTS HAND.

    Grant counts out the 21 cents to even the change and hands it to the clerk.

    CU - GARDEN CURB

    The cigarette appears out. A hand reaches down to wisk it up, it is Grant. He trotts back toward the silver focus, slightly more awake now that the coffee grabbing mission is accomplished.

    VIEWS OF CARS MANUVERING IN PARKING LOT.

    The two women previously in line in front of Grant in the donut shop are in cars on either side of the focus, still jabbering as if it wasn’t 7AM as Grant approches the vehicle.

    ECU - FOCUS IGNITION

    Key turning.

    CU - REAR VIEW MIRROR

    Vehicle begins backing out of the spot but through the mirror view, it appears to be approaching the donut shop.

    ECU - BRAKE PEDAL

    Grant slams on the breaks.

    WIDE - ARIAL SHOT

    Uniformed clerk from donut shop aproaches Focus with something white in his hand.

    INT - FOCUS - LOOKING AT PASSENGER WINDOW

    Grant powers down the window from the drivers side and looks over to see the clerk.

    POV - CLERK

    Clerk

    looking into the car at Grant

    You forgot your coffee.

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