Blog posts

  1. Jericho doesn't like Myspace

    The MySpace and Xanga meme’s have gotten prolific enough that I’ve been asked about them by clients concerned about their children’s online activity. I think any publishing and expression is a great thing, even if it’s just another popularity contest like MySpace seems to be.

    It used to be that someone like myself had to snag a geocities account, talk to n3.net about dns forwarding, wysiwyg a page design, and edit it manually. Individuals and bands now have a much easier way to attract pedophiles and stalkers, scare their parents, post nude pictures of themselves, and discover other people like themselves with fetishes for dressing up like a chipmunk in a fur suit with a cape and zoro mask.

    Netiquette though… RFC 1855 predates the specification for E-SMTP. The churn of new users hasn’t been manageable since September of '93, some say. Some react a bit harsher.

    Jericho hates children
    Figure 1. Jericho hates children.

    - Sat Sep 4505 08:45:30 EST 1993

  2. SuperDemoWorld

    I took off today to finish up packing for the move but have been playing this game instead.

    It is ridiculously hard - I’m using save-state cheats on the modded-xbox and still getting baffled by a few of the maps. Every nasty trick mario has had to do is required to defeat nearly all the maps. Flying to get keys to hold P switches to make jumps that are only possible by bouncing off a flying turtle where there are moving platforms blocked by columns of impassable stone.

    Update: I’ve made it past the third castle and haven’t missed a secret exit yet, but I’m cheating like a fiend with save-state do-overs. The secret exit on Desert World 4 was very lame / took forever to figure out.

  3. Best xmas card this year...

    From the gf’s grandparents in Wyoming:

    Happy Holidays

    Take you and Mandy for a Hamburger or some thing. - Have a good Xmas

    (with a $20 check made out to me in the fold)

    Wags over break anyone?

  4. Solstice '05

    The daylight only gets longer now. Erk pointed out this year that my celebration of observable solar phenomenon is oppressive to flat-earthers. I say humbug to you flat-earthers! You can’t keep me down, geocentrists!

  5. GURU Achievement

    GURU
    Figure 1. GURU.

    Over the weekend, the GURU sign went up at the new office, where I work.

  6. Moving for '06

    Amanda and I might be moving.

    It’s close.

  7. Superman Superdrama

    The making of Superman V is getting a lot of links out there today and yesterday. I’ve never been a comics reader but always enjoy the Films. I was aware of Kevin Smith’s involvement but thought it had died after that. Intriguing.

    Edit: It’s really really long.

  8. The cursed RSX

    I no longer have an RSX. Ethan helped me pull out all of the audio gear I’d piled into it to replace the very sub-par stock sound system. The component speakers and head-unit have been claimed, I figure the sub should go quickly at clubRSX or some similar place.

    The car was cursed.

    • A few weeks after I got it, shifting into fifth gear became very difficult - I think I was less than gentle with the gearbox but only ever driven stick in cars with over 100k miles on original equipment and I didn’t know any better. It’s been explained to me that the synchro for both third and fifth gear are no longer mint but it is pretty consistent now, after scareing the shit out of me at the time.
    • Amanda put a scrape in the right quarterpanel using a cinder-block wall and reverse against my “YOU ARE TOO CLOSE TO THE WALL!” advise from the passenger seat.
    • I backed into a 14" PVC pipe and punched out the left tail-light, costing me a few hundred dollars, trying to get “just-right” in my tight parking spot.
    • Another evening, I backed into a concrete pillar and put a vertical mark in the bumper because Amanda swore the loft was flooding and all of our storage space was being water damaged (not the case).
    • I was hit on NY Ave requiring a new left door and quarter panel.
    • A client’s son rolled it into a tree requiring a new front bumper and lights and hood touchup.

    I normally would not care in the least, cosmetic damage on a car gives it character right? Wrong, it costs money because the car is leased and I have to return it in mint condition. 😢

    The car also attracted parking tickets with a force I can’t explain with any physical or logical model.

    The salesman driving it now called me Friday night - it hadn’t been to the body shop for the rear bumper damage yet because of the separate body work getting done on the front thanks to the four-year-old. He’d just been rear-ended. He was totally fine and the car was totally fine but it needs a new rear-bumper now.

    Stock body pieces: right (scratched) quaterpanel, roof (mint), hood (slightly dented by a rock on the beltway). trunk/spoilter (mint).

    Stock pieces on my last work laptop: Power supply. Which should be replaced as the fan is bad and noisy.
    Replaced components: Everything else; keyboard, screen, motherboard, RAM, CPU, case.

  9. Illustrative DC tale

    Bureaucracy reaches out to the suicidal. I’m amazed that he was able to break the glass - must have been an old building. The 1000 block of 15th is near K St in a business corridor for you outside-the-beltway folks.

  10. Star Wars Security Theory

Pizza Slow (high quality)

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