nice to ride without a 40 pound toddler on the back!

“d’ya like salt” napoletana w/ cheese++ tortillazza

im about to make an omelette without breaking any eggs

How To with John Wilson, season ? episode ?, “How to Pee!”

i am never giving anyone the old hot foot on account of them having had more than a few less than kind words for old joey bananas everloving wife’s gams and I am also always not putting people in any potato sacks and tossing said sacks in the san francisco bay with no fuss