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posts from 2022 / 08

  1. eh hehehe they the took “Other” write-in option off of this question in these surveys which I used to check and write in “Communist”

    add it back, or add explicit left responses you cowards!

    (this one was about Prop D and Prop E)

  2. i didn’t make the connection between college degrees in the U.S. and meritocracy (pejorative), probably because I never finished college (ran out of patience and tuition)

  3. a speed metal cover of the fireman sam theme transposed to minor key, played by fireman sam’s band, with the “oh no” rising theme palm muted intro

  4. [Verse 1: Peter Cetera] If you leave me now You’ll take away the biggest part of me Ooh no, baby, please don’t go [Verse 2: Peter Cetera] And if you leave me now You’ll take away the very heart of … 🌽🐛

  5. apropos of nothing word associations: “public-private partnership”, lmao

    “privatized”, lmfao

  6. san deanfrisco twitter funny as hell today, gj everyone, even the freaks and losers, you’ve been funny today too

  7. therapist (I don’t go to therapy but pretending for the bit): “how did you get that hole in your jeans, it’s like, right by the zipper, and not even in a place that you can passably just like, let it go like a thigh or knee”

    me w/ donnie darko frown: doing the dishes I think, idk

  8. What about lenders who already paid off their congressional reps?

  9. you should have to win the “catch a dollar bill” bar bet before you can turn on “autopilot” in a car, just like commercial airline pilots

  10. . “whoa, whoa, y’all, come see this, this account is on season 19 of this This Old House and the last episode of season 1 of the original Amazing Stories”

    “you should send them an invite, they seem cool”

    “done. hope they accept it”

    “me too”

  11. [slips on a pair of mirror-shades and looks again] “ah, now I see, there’s your problem right there”[points]

  12. tried chase while jeopardy is on break and it’s a bunch of nonsense. unfortunate

  13. “hacking”

  14. weird outta nowhere craving for sitting on a stool in cross street market in federal hill eating sushi and washing it down with a 32oz deli container beer

  15. so let me get this straight: you had the best things in life, which are free? and you gave them to the birds and bees? what the fuck??

  16. w/ broccoli

  17. tofu

  18. Yesterday I posted just the sound one of the salvation army truck gate lifts makes and and twitter supsended my account for posting media depicting the moment of death of an individual(s), which is honestly better radio than hearing the sound itself.

  19. the real issue in this legislation is its perniciously inconsistent uses of tabs

  20. ah, shit, somebody exposed computer touchers to legislation and they are trying to lint it and compile it and saying stuff like “ah, you see, I could hack this” which they say about everything, but this time it’s different somehow

  21. IMMENSE

    IMMEDIATELY REMOVE

    MASSIVELY

    IMMENSLY

  22. rode to work for the first time in two years, my bike lock was still on the office rack and my work shoes (I mr. rogers it) were under the bench I left them under 🤗

    riding home I changed lanes while splitting on Bush and got clipped by a car side mirror, lol @ vision zero 😤

  23. after the rev I look forward to my preferences attaining and maintaining hegemony, because once more people learn about them, they will of course vote to re-structure society according to them

    for instance, I don’t like folding laundry, so

  24. snacks growing up and thus today: hard pretzels, sharp cheese, summer sausage, and then in the 90s, chips and salsa. oh, and crudités pause sike

  25. i just had to look up “crudités”, never heard the word before today

    also not the kind of thing i make a stop at when im cruising the food table at all, so could be that’s why, but like, lol

  26. shrimp scampi and arugula pesto (made with arugula grown in our hydro garden) pasta, plated like a goofball

  27. oops: the ceiling where i do burpees 🙌

  28. hanging out in the local high school in a suit and tie going around asking the young people of this fine country if they every thought about a career in Uncle Sam’s National Labor Relations Board, or the Internal Revenue Service

  29. Screenshot TwoFirstNameHaverDC with a Blue Suit and a Red Tie Headshot BlueCheck

    “Paraphrased Boondock Saints Quote” -Boondock Saints

    12:14 AM • 8/2/22 • Twitter for iPhone

  30. when he got covid was the only time i fell for it, but this time, this time is at least p funny

  31. sf is full of obviously stupid shit like this, is infuriating

    gotta sleep or pee? consider one of our wholly inadequate solutions with no wayfinding!

  32. alex jones breaking the fourth wall: “Well, THAT just happened. 😏”

  33. scrolling the TL, doing that philip glass move where he tilts his head way back as if someone had his eyeballs on the other end a tug-of-war rope and was hand-over-hand pulling him out of his bullshit but then loses, and he lowers it again to stay on it, scrolling the TL

  34. lockheed (lockheed martin marietta) discourse contribution: Fugazi playing "Do You Like Me " & “Reclamation” at the Teamster’s Hall in Baltimore on in ’98

    I got to see them do this set the summer before at fort reno in dc