pizza slow (high quality)

posts from 2022 / 12

  1. polishing my knob(s)

    E C U, fender stratocaster tone knob in the foreground, kinda clean, toned and volume in the background, 30 years of grime

  2. hrmm i think this building is trying to tell me something? what is that? oh, how rude

    St. Patrick's Catholic Church, a Roman Catholic church in San Francisco, California, founded in 1851. It is located at 756 Mission Street, between 3rd and 4th streets, across the street from Yerba Buena Gardens, in front of a much taller glass tower

    the glassthe glass tower, church cropped out, something in a window in the top left corner

    in a window in the top left corner: L

  3. please allow me to relieve you of “being the adult” or whatever it is you are trying to do, you don’t gotta do it, it’s a fake idea

  4. listen “spell” check, if you can’t come up with any words to suggest that I use instead, you don’t get to add the red underline to the word I did use, istg

  5. this book ( https://www.goodreads.com/book/show/53080.Black_Water) is so damned weird, love it

    Climax for a Ghost StoryI. A. Ireland, 1919 'How EERIE!' said the girl, advancing cuatiously. ' – And what a heavy door!' She touched it as she spoke and it suddenly swung to with a click. 'Good Lord!' said the man, 'I don't believe there's a handle inside. Why, you've locked us both in!' 'Not both of us. Only one of us,' said the girl, and before his eyes she passed straight through the door, and vanished.

  6. 👋🏼 work is over until 2023 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T9rB33JnvyM

  7. earthquake!

  8. lady ordering at popeyes for her office pool has been adding stuff to the order for so long that the person on register went on break instead of reading the order back to her

  9. pretty windy in san francisco rn, one of our plants that we keep on casters just sailed across the patio and crashed into the building

    weather station line plot of wind lull, gust, and average speeds, peaking around 10

  10. adding a feature to all enterprise comms that injects random insults to the person reading the archives and showing them whenever the logged in user isn’t the user the comms were to or from

    this feels like the kind of thing the Graber would point out has been done by cultures around the world immediately after and ever since writing was invented

  11. “huh, groups should probably add ‘chuds bought our communication archives’ to our threat model”

    vs.

    “I would simply never ever post a thing that is not honorable (even out of context) and we should just train everyone from birth to live this way always and forever”

  12. za!

    quarter sheet of pepperoni sicillian pizza with a 4x6" bubble in the middle

    e c u huge bubble

    sa pwn emote smilie face with one huge eye

  13. pizza dough outgrew its refracted mirror image self overnight, wish i could do that

    photo of a softball sized pizza dough ball in a steel bowl under plastic wrap, reflected off of the bottom and sides of the bowl to appear much larger

    pizza dough 12 hours later having more than doubled in size, filling the entire bowl beyond where the previous refracted reflection of itself

  14. turned off my cross-poster, which I think I used respectably and not for much nonsense, because I don’t really want to post there anymore

    oh well.

  15. i’ve always had internal investigators and litigation counsel in my corporate workstation threat model but never really thought about acquisitions. oops.

  16. the company’s union philosophy CBT overdue notification has hit my PMC spam folder

  17. Tom Waits/Cookie Monster mashup - God’s Away On Business

  18. Sight & Sound list but for fingertips

    Fingertips (Whispered)" (reprise)

    Come On And Wreck My Car

    Leave Me Alone

    I’m Having A Heart Attack

    Please Pass the Milk

    Everything Is Catching On Fire

    I Heard A Sound

    I Don’t Understand You

    All Alone, All By Myself

    Mysterious Whisper

  19. if you let enough high priority deadline oriented shit pile up you can tackle any one of them in order to procrastinate on doing the others, and that’s my productivity secret, hth

  20. just wanted to let you all know i’ve updated a few policies, watch your asses

  21. lol at mingus’s bass line on this track b/w 2:30 and 3:15, it’s either genius or somebody fucking around in guitar center with a synth pad I would murder him

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6CuMgLM558s - especially at 3:05

  22. be me, doing crimes,

    a robot treads in.

    the robot says,

    “WARNING!”

    “THIS PRODUCT CAN EXPOSE YOU TO CHEMICALS INCLUDING ARSENIC, WHICH IS KNOWN TO THE STATE OF CALIFORNIA TO CAUSE CANCER.”

    the bomb the robot is holding explodes, killing me instantly